9 Hilariously Distressing Letters From Kids
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KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
JUST SAW ‘MAN OF STEEL’
HENRY CAVILL’S BODY DEFINITELY DESERVES THE AWARD FOR ‘BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR’
(Source: mishasminions)
Dean doesn’t need to to read the Bible because Cas knows the Bibleenough for the both of them
CAS: I GO PLAY SWORDS!
DEAN: CAS, HONEY, NO RUNNING AROUND WITH SHARP OBJECTS!
CAS: BUT MOOOOOOM! ALL MY FRIENDS ARE—
DEAN: CASTIEL! NO.
CAS: MOM, YOU’RE EMBARRASSING ME!
(Source: mishasminions)
| i have a problem. i have a dentist appointment thursday at 8 AM but i dont want to go because that's too early for me to get up and i think it's too late for my mom to cancel it. what do | ||
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Anonymous | |
TELL YOUR DENTIST THAT THE BEST TIME IS 2:30
HEHE GET IT
| YOU NEed to TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELFF BECAUSRE i'VE LOVed you fOR SO LNOG AND I FEEL Like i hARDLY KNWO YOU and sorRY I'M EXciteD | ||
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Anonymous | |
SOMEONE’S A LITTLE DRUNK..
BUT I LOVE INEBRIATED MESSAGES, SO I THOUGHT I’D MERIT IT WITH A PROPER RESPONSE.
OKAY ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
I’VE NEVER SHARED THIS WITH ANYONE BUT
WHEN I WAS A KID
I COULD TELEPORT
I SHIT YOU NOT
I’D FALL ASLEEP ON THE FLOOR
AND THEN I’D WAKE UP IN MY BED
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT
IT’S NOT JUST THAT
SOMETIMES I’D FALL ASLEEP IN MY PARENTS’ CAR
AND THEN I’D WAKE UP IN MY BED
HOW THE FUCK DID I DO THAT RIGHT?
WELL, YOU KNOW FUCKING HOW?
FUCKING TELEPORTATION MAN
I’M A FUCKING POKEMON
..maybe I’M drunk
IT WAS ALL CUTE AND FLUFFY UNTIL
“YOUR BEAUTIFUL”
HIS BEAUTIFUL WHAT?
AND I WAS GONNA PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED UNTIL
“DEAN’S NEVER LET ANYONE LEAD HIM ASHTRAY, YOU SEE”
OH NO MAYBE IT’S JUST A TYPO
“I’M NOT LEADING YOUR SON ASHTRAY”

MAYBE THEY WERE SMOKING..?
(Source: mishasminions)
WHOOPS SPOILERS
This is unrealistic. Dean doesn’t let Sam drive..
IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE UNREALISTIC IF DEAN WAS BIGGER THAN SAM