MISHA COLLINS!
Oh good. I have your attention. Fantastic!

WARNING: May contain AWESOMENESS. You might not be able to handle it.
Yes, I made "Castianity", Texts From Cas, DemonDean's twitter, Episode Summaries and Fucked up SPN Macros a thing. You're welcome. I started the "Happy Birthday Misha 2013" fundraiser and raised over $10,000 in 24 hours.

I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPSLOCK
SO YOU CAN HEAR ME PROPERLY

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY. TRY YOUR BEST TO UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR, BUT IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO FAIL.
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I Watch The Bees

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER, AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS, BUT THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK.

HOW IS PAPER SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK, LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS?!

SCREW SCISSORS! WHY CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY ISN’T NOTEBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS WHILE THEY TAKE NOTES IN CLASS?!

I’LL TELL YOU WHY. BECAUSE PAPER CAN’T BEAT ANYBODY. A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN 2 SECONDS.

WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS, I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK.
THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER, I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY,
"OH SHIT, I’M SORRY. I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, YOU ASSHOLE."

(Source: mishasminions)