MISHA COLLINS!
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SO YOU CAN HEAR ME PROPERLY

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY. TRY YOUR BEST TO UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR, BUT IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO FAIL.
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SERIOUSLY MISHA WHAT IS YOUR FACE

YOU’RE EITHER A CUTE CUDDLY SEXY BB

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OR A PSYCHOTIC MOTHERFUCKER WHO WILL PROBABLY KILL ME IN MY SLEEP

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THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

castielfellfromgraceand:

mishasminions:

mistergauche:

mishasminions:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER YET

SOME ADVICE

LIKE EVERY MARVEL MOVIE, STICK AROUND AFTER THE ANIMATED CREDITS

AND THEN STICK AROUND AFTER THE LONG NORMAL BLACK BACKGROUND CREDITS

THERE ARE TWO ADDITIONAL SCENES

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THE LAST ONE LIKE YOU MISSED THE SHAWARMA SCENE AFTER THE AVENGERS

Just a note: the longer you stay behind to watch credits, the less time Cinema staff have to clear up the screen.

TELL THAT TO MARVEL

ALSO, JUST A NOTE: THE REASON WHY CREDITS ARE USUALLY LONG IS BECAUSE IT TAKES A SHITLOAD OF PEOPLE AND A SHITLOAD OF EFFORT TO MAKE A FILM.


WHERE WOULD THE DIRECTOR AND HIS/HER ACTORS BE WITHOUT THE HUNDREDS OF CREW MEMBERS THAT BACK THEM UP? WHAT KIND OF SHITTY MOVIE WOULD YOU GET WITHOUT THESE PEOPLE? NO MAN IS AN ISLAND. ESPECIALLY IN FILM.

THESE PEOPLE WORKED REALLY HARD FOR MONTHS AND SOMETIMES EVEN YEARS FOR THAT SHIT YOU JUST ENJOYED FOR ONE AND A HALF TO THREE HOURS. SO THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS STICK AROUND UNTIL THE CREDITS END.

While thats super great, and all of those people do deserve credit, AS THEATER STAFF WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THE THEATER UNTILL EVERY SINGLE PERSON HAS LEFT. On a saturday or friday night when the theater is packed, chances are we are VERY STRESS BY THIS because you are preventing us from cleaning the literally five other theaters that need to be cleaned at the exact same time. If it is a slow day please, stick around, watch all the credits, we even understand hanging around for films with ending credit scenes, WE PLAN FOR IT IF THE FILM HAS A POST CREDIT CLIP. BUT LETS BE REAL. YOU DONT CARE ABOUT WHO DID THE CATERING FOR THE FILM. If its very busy, or crowded, or are are obviously waiting for you to leave, please leave! 

EXCUSE ME, YES SURE. BUT AS SOMEONE WHO HAS WORKED IN VARIOUS ASPECTS OF FILMMAKING—PRE-PRODUCTION, PRODUCTION, AND POST-PRODUCTION IN BOTH MAINSTREAM AND INDEPENDENT FILMS, I MUST SERIOUSLY REQUEST THAT YOU STICK AROUND UNTIL THE CREDITS END.

WE DON’T ASK FOR YOU TO REMEMBER OUR NAMES, ALL WE WANT IS YOUR ACKNOWLEDGMENT WHICH YOU CAN SHOW SIMPLY BY STICKING AROUND UNTIL THE CREDITS FINISH ROLLING.

I’VE BEEN A WRITER, A DIRECTOR, AN EDITOR, A CINEMATOGRAPHER, A PRODUCTION DESIGNER, A STYLIST, AND A PRODUCTION ASSISTANT. AND LET ME TELL YOU, EACH OF THESE ROLES ARE OF EQUAL IMPORTANCE, AND REQUIRE ALMOST THE SAME AMOUNT OF EFFORT IN THE PROCESS OF FILMMAKING.

THE MOVIES (and TV shows) YOU ENJOY ENTAIL A LOT OF HELP FROM A LOT OF PEOPLE. THESE PEOPLE USUALLY WORK AT LEAST 12-18 HOURS A DAY. AND OUR VERSION OF A “DAY” CAN LAST UP TO 50 HOURS, DEPENDING ON THE DEMANDS OF THE SHOOT. SOMETIMES YOU GET UP AT 1AM ON A WEDNESDAY AND YOU GET HOME AT 9AM ON A FRIDAY. WE DON’T GET TO LEAVE UNLESS THE REQUIREMENTS OF OUR CALL SHEET ARE MET.

IT’S TIRING AND STRESSFUL. WE DEAL WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE AND A LOT OF CIRCUMSTANCES, WE SACRIFICE OUR LIFESTYLES AND RELATIONSHIPS, AND WE LACK A LOT OF SLEEP.

THE MAKING OF FEATURE LENGTH FILMS CAN LAST SEVERAL MONTHS—SOMETIMES EVEN YEARS.

AND SURE, YOU MAY NOT CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE CATERING OF THE FILM. BUT IMAGINE BEING AWAKE FOR 24 HOURS, EXHAUSTED AND STARVING, AND SOMEONE HANDS YOU A NICE HOT CUP OF COFFEE AND A SANDWICH.

THESE PEOPLE MATTER. THESE PEOPLE MADE THE FILM YOU JUST WATCHED POSSIBLE. AND THE ONLY RECOGNITION THEY GET IS THEIR NAME WRITTEN IN SCROLLING TEXT.

SO I APOLOGIZE IF THE 50-HOUR DAYS WE WORKED WHICH RESULTED IN OUR NAMES BEING DISPLAYED ON THE BLACK SCREEN, TAKE UP 15 MINUTES OF YOUR CLEANING TIME.

BUT WE’VE DEDICATED MOST OF OUR LIVES IN THE MAKING OF THE FILMS THAT KEEP YOUR CINEMAS RUNNING.

MAYBE YOU CAN JUST REQUEST YOUR PATRONS TO NOT BE DOUCHEBAGS AND CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES. OR YOU CAN JUST ASK YOUR MANAGEMENT TO GIVE YOU MORE TIME IN BETWEEN FEATURES.

I’M SURE CLEANING OUT MOVIE THEATERS ISN’T SIMPLE, BUT NEITHER IS FILMMAKING.

DAPPER AS FUCK

"I’m with you ‘til the end of the line"

BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER YET

SOME ADVICE

LIKE EVERY MARVEL MOVIE, STICK AROUND AFTER THE ANIMATED CREDITS

AND THEN STICK AROUND AFTER THE LONG NORMAL BLACK BACKGROUND CREDITS

THERE ARE TWO ADDITIONAL SCENES

YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THE LAST ONE LIKE YOU MISSED THE SHAWARMA SCENE AFTER THE AVENGERS

THINGS I LOOK FORWARD TO (9X18):

  1. SEXY CAS IS BACK IN TOWN
  2. THREE AMIGOS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN
  3. SEXY CAS GAGGED AND TIED UP
  4. DEAN SOULFULLY SHOWERING
AND HERE WE HAVE THE DIRECTOR CASUALLY FLIRTING WITH THE TALENT

AND HERE WE HAVE THE DIRECTOR CASUALLY FLIRTING WITH THE TALENT

mishasminions:

WHEN LEO WINS AN OSCAR, I EXPECT THESE TWO GIFS TO BE HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

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LOOKS LIKE WE’RE STILL STICKING TO THIS GIF

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HEY DEAN! CAS LOVES YOU