HI. I LOVE YOU.

IF YOU ARE FEELING DOWN, JUST REMEMBER
SOMEONE OUT THERE LOVES YOU
AND THAT IS ME
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH

OH AND I THINK YOU’RE FABULOUS
WERK IT.

(Source: mishasminions)

[BEGINS SENTENCE] [ENDS SENTENCE], OLD SPORT.

(Source: mishasminions)

HEY I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE

JUST DON’T LET ME COME ACROSS YOU DISSING THEM

OR ELSE I WILL TURN THIS MOTHERFUCKING CAR AROUND

AND RUN YOU OVER WITH IT

MMKAY? MMKAY :)

(Source: mishasminions)

RIGHT SO I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THAT ONE NIGHT MY FRIEND GOT REALLY DRUNK, AND SHE STARTED HITTING ON EVERY BOUNCER OF EVERY CLUB WE CAME ACROSS ON THE STRIP

AND HER PICK UP LINE WAS, “HAVE YOU MET MY SMALL FRIEND PEPE” AS SHE GESTURES TO THE AIR BESIDE HER,
THEN SHE WINKS, DOES THE WIGGLEBROW AND GOES, “HOW YOU DOIN?”

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. SHE DID THIS LIKE 7 TIMES DSFJHVGBAKJH
I’M LAUGHING NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT THE LOOKS SHE GOT FROM THOSE BOUNCERS

I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE “PEPE” CAME FROM

(Source: mishasminions)

“you NEED to reblog this”

UH, EXCUSE YOU. NO, I DON’T.

(Source: mishasminions)

THIS STUPID SONG STARTED PLAYING AND I WANTED TO SWITCH SONGS BEFORE IT COULD HURT ME AGAIN
BUT THIS STUPID LOCK SCREEN CAME UP
AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS RAIN ON MY FACE
IT’S BEEN MONTHS
BUT THE WOUND IS STILL FRESH

(Source: mishasminions)

IDK WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME BUT I MADE CASTIEL'S INSTAGRAM

BASICALLY, IT’S BASED ON THIS POST I MADE (Cas’ cellphone pictures) AND I FIGURED WHAT THE HECK MIGHT AS WELL

SO I COME BACK AND THERE’S 50K OF YOU.
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SHITS.
AND I SAY THIS IN THE MOST ENDEARING WAY POSSIBLE.
LOVE YOU. OMG.

(Source: mishasminions)

ANYWAY I CHANGED MY ICON TO A UNICORN
SO EVERYONE CAN SHARE THE MAGIC

I DIDN’T DELETE MY BLOG. I WAS SUSPENDED TEMPORARILY.

HI GUYS. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR CONCERN.
(AND FOR THOSE WHO WERE COMPLETELY INDIFFERENT, WELL GOOD FOR YOU)

BUT KNOW THAT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF WILLINGLY LEAVING YOU.

YOU’RE STUCK WITH ME FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMAIN STICKY. WHAT.