MISHA COLLINS!
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Yes, I made "Castianity", Texts From Cas, Episode Summaries and Fucked up SPN Macros a thing. You're welcome.

I ACCEPT BRIBES, YES.
AND I LIKE TO TALK IN CAPSLOCK
SO YOU CAN HEAR ME PROPERLY

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY. TRY YOUR BEST TO UNDERSTAND MY HUMOR, BUT IF YOU CAN'T, THEN YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO FAIL.
If I don't WATERMARK it, or tag it as "untagged" I don't claim it. [Read this for more info]

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MY POSTS (filed under: UNTAGGED) - This tag (In case you haven’t figured it out for yourself) contains majority of MY posts. Just because I don’t watermark them, doesn’t give you the right to claim them as your own. I know that it’s the internet, and everything on the internet is public property, and I can’t really stop you from doing whatever you want, but I’m just saying that you don’t have the right… that’s all. I don’t watermark these because I don’t feel like it. I watermark when I feel like it (and that rarely happens these days. Idk why. Feeling generous I guess).

Greatest Hits - Posts with 10k+ notes that keep giving me those annoying notifications

Misha Collins - I’ll let you guess what this one contains

Jensen Ackles - This too

Jared Padalecki - This three

Supernatural - Stupid show ruined my life—the three people mentioned above helped immensely so I hate them too.

AVENGERS - Supersecret boyband tag

Les Miserables - Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of sexy men

Doctor Who - I’m sorry, Doctor who?

Supernatural Episode-related GIFS - These actually happened

Recent Macros - I like putting captions on things.

SPN Episode Commentary - I don’t liveblog. This isn’t a collection of that. This contains graphics and/or posts which are episode-related. (Mostly summaries in which I get carried away and start slipping in things that aren’t really a part of the episode) See also: Recent Macros

Insightful Insights - Sometimes I have insights on Supernatural which are… insightful.

The one where… - Where “Alternate Universe” becomes just “Universe”

J2M & their kids - A series of ‘what-if’ scenarios between J2M AND J2M Jr’s.

Texts from Cas - Castiel gets an iPhone and Dean is the only one on his contact list. SHIT JUST GOT REAL

Castiel’s Instagram - Obviously, when you get an iPhone, you gotta get Instagram.

Jensen Dances on Things - Jensen is an overly enthusiastic dancer

Why I ship Dean/Cas - Basically why I’d go down with this Titanic.

Jensen & Misha’s Profound Bond - Several comparisons showcasing Jensen & Misha’s deeper bond with each other. Jensen and Misha love each other okay.

Valentine’s Day (2012) - Also known as the “I’ve shouted ‘YES’ til I was blue in the face” series

Supernatural Headcanons - In my head, there are canons (things that they don’t show on the show but showed on my head because I insisted that those things show themselves in my head)

Really Cool Scenes in Supernatural - Basically scenes that are… wait for it… REALLY COOL

Castiel Doesn’t Understand Pick Up Lines - A blog I’ve created that renders Dean’s balls completely blue because what is a flirtation?

Misha Collins Facts - Another blog I’ve created so you can get to know Misha better than you know Chuck Norris (I do not lie. These are all true)

That time Misha admitted that he and Jensen are gayer than most gay men - That time I campaigned like hell for Destiel to win the stupid AfterElton poll because I wanted bragging rights (eventhough I knew that the AE peeps are just sneaky conniving bitches that want to drive traffic to their site so they created this stupid poll to start a fucking useless frenzy)

West’s Bitchface Meme - Because look at that baby! Now stop looking! I said stop looking! Great, now you’ve upset him.

Creeper Misha - Because you’d get in his van and take your clothes off with no hesitation

Castiel’s Pick Up Lines - Those rare moments when he knows how to use them

Castiel Facts - Older, shittier version of Misha Collins facts

Favorite Misha Outfits - He can wear nothing and wear it well

JIBCON 2012 - Because the amount of cockles in this con is overwhelming.

Asylum 5 - This gets a special tag just cause.

Misha’s Birthday Parade (2011) - There’s confetti and spam

My life is funny sometimes - Random text posts about things I find funny and stuff

Sexiest Birthday Greetings Ever! (2011) - Because Misha and I share the same birthday, it tantamounts to copious quantities of birthday sex, drinking and recreational drugs

Sexiest Birthday Greetings Ever! (2012) - There’s a party in my pants and everyone’s invited!

Castiel’s Twitter - In which Castiel tweets

Dean’s Twitter -  In which Dean tweets back

My Twitter - Deleted, remade. It’s a love/hate relationship

My YouTube - Because I have a lot of Destiel schmangst and there’s a playlist in my head

My Delicious Bookmarks - They are indeed delicious because they are filled with awesome fanfiction recs